expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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incredibletrash:

OMG

I just realized that Rose is stuck for the rest of her life with a man who occasionally talks like Donna Noble

 

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